Kinetic equilibrium reconstructions make use of profile information such as particle density and temperature measurements in addition to magnetics data to compute a self-consistent equilibrium. They are used in a multitude of physics-based modeling. This work develops a multi-layer perceptron (MLP) neural network (NN) model as a surrogate for kinetic Equilibrium Fitting (EFITs) and tr... https://www.roneverhart.com/Fit-Shaced-Shit-Faced-St-Patricks-Day-Shamrock-Drinking-Thermal-Shirt/